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what?
penguin condom
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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