If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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