yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
When are your genitals available?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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