I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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