Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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