I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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