Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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