Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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