so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Houston, we have a blender
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
