Apparently you make a good broom.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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