actually, I'm a sock model
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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