You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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