3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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