So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Be still, my beating vagina.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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