Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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