too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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