I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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