Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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