wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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