FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
