Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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