he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
