remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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