Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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