Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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