I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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