omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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