I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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