Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
bring money and cleavage
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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