erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
and you fell through a lawn chair
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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