That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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