I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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