K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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