Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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