I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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