We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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