Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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