On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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