Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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