Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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