She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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