i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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