I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
vagina is talking i cant
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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