The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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