doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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