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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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