let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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