he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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