I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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