i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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